Check it out mad cunts.....The genuine DTR bottle opener.

NOW Available in 2 different flavours! 

Featuring a man with a beer stuffed in his forey, designed and drawn by Davey. A great gift for your Nana. This bottle opener harnesses the power of the forey to add 20% greater bottle opening torque. 

And....it's got mutha' fuckin' magnets. stick it to your fridge, stick it on your tool box stick it into your forey. 

Measures 120mm long, 60mm wide and 3mm thick (that's the bottle opener not my forey).